zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles


posted 04 / 18 / 14 from wenchcraft // © // with 87,125 notes

posted 04 / 18 / 14 from publicwifi // © // with 3,261 notes

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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posted 04 / 17 / 14 from hi // © // with 136,381 notes

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

muirin007:

itsanexperimentjohn:

hopelessfangirl:

seapenydinuguannuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference

The best part about this whole thing is that the editors just kept it in the final version. God bless those editors.


posted 04 / 17 / 14 from thetumblr-thisisatumblr // © // with 65,755 notes
tagged as: #FAV

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.


posted 04 / 16 / 14 from kyoushiro // © // with 100,644 notes

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me


posted 04 / 16 / 14 from rabioheab with 198,234 notes
tagged as: #HI BABY GIRL

posted 04 / 16 / 14 from hazelnewts // © // with 15,656 notes

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

posted 04 / 16 / 14 from hi // © // with 39,502 notes

posted 04 / 16 / 14 from ickno // © // with 2,850 notes

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

XMN